Rename your guests the following:

Chris Sawyer          Photographer guest

Simon Foster          Artist guest

Melanie Warn          Increase guest happiness

Katie Brayshaw        Waving guests

Tony Day              Hungry guest

John Wardley          Guest thinks "Wow!"

John Mace             Guest pays double entrance fee

Damon Hill            Faster go-karts

Michael Schumacher    Even faster go-karts

Mr Bean               Slower go-karts
Andy Hine             Weird comments
Elissa White          Intamin fan

Thanks to Revolution readers Mark, Able 18, Joe Pell and FanboyA-K!