by Mike_Reilly

Unlike my grizzled co-workers, this was my inaugural year at E3. I had heard stories of what the show did to virgins, so I made sure to bring some extra pants.

They didn't work.

After dealing with three days of ruthless digital molestation, I decided to compile this guide. In keeping with the spirit of E3, it has been engineered to be low on thought and high on pretty things to look at. Consider the following a public service announcement to all E3 newbies about the kinds of hazards and symptoms you should expect to endure, as well as a rundown of all the gear you will need to survive.

>> PAGE 2: Hazards? We don't need no stinkin' hazards.